Financial Folly?

Has the financial impact of high gas prices, the shrinking dollar, joblessness and homelessness finally caught up with the Hulsebus family? Have they now been forced to sell advertising on their prized motorhome in order to put Pop Tarts on the table and Diet Coke in the Fridge?

Missing in Minnesota

What has become of the Hulsebus family?

They were last heard from some five days ago, in a terse post in which Cindi stated she had e-mailed a so-called "Pop and Dee Dee" and issued what turned out to be a vacuous promise to "write the blog for later today." Well, five days later, there are no changes to the blog and no sign of the Hulsebus family.

What could have happened? Did the motorhome fall into a Minnesota pothole? Did Peyton pawn the wedding ring and place the proceeds on red at some Indian casino? As each day proceeds with deafening silence from the family, we may never know.

This is an excellent example of what can happen when you just take off across the country on some kind of a wild lark and leave your friends behind.

We're carefully checking the police blotters for any mention of a wayward motor home, or the arrest of some dude with a mohawk, etc. We'll let you know what we find.

Bridge to Disaster

This sensational close call speaks for itself.

Child Forced To Sleep on Bed of Nails?

It was another tortured night. Young Peyton Hulsebus tossed and turned in his bed, trying to get comfortable. But who among us could possibly sleep under these conditions - ON A BED OF NAILS?!

The photo shows the shocking and graphic reality of Peyton's sleeping conditions, which are about as far from Tempurpedic as you can get.

"My guess is that something went awry with the nail gun when the manufacturer was assembling the RV bed," said Bob Bounder of the RV Assembly Association. "It's rare when something like that happens, but you know, it's just minimum wage immigrants doing the best they can with high-powered nailguns and cheap wood paneling. What do you expect?"

This latest callous display, including a fightening tangle of ungrounded home electrical cords seen in the background of the photo, indicates an unsafe condition that should spur the immediate return of the Hulsebus family to northern California.

Hulsebus Family Site Stomped in Google Search

I am pleased to report that the "Save The Hulsebus Family" blog continues to grow in popularity. In line with my diabolical plan, it has now blown past "The Hulsebus Family Dream" on the Google search engine as increasing numbers of Americans realize that it is time to bring the Hulsebus family home.

A Google search engine inquiry of "The Hulsebus Family Dream" immediate returns a link to "Save The Hulsebus Family" as the #1 search result.

"They're out there galavanting aroound the country like gas is 50-cents a gallon, taking up multiple parking spots in WalMart parking lots that could be better utilized by decent, hardworking families trying to make ends meet," said one Hulsebus family watcher who agreed to speak upon condition of anonymity. "I think this family just needs to be reunited, out here in California, so they can get back in touch with their friends again and put this escapade behind them."

Save The Hulsebus Family attempted to reach the family for comment, but they were unavailable because of inadequate cellular service on their travel route, something which could affect their safety or mental stability if they are unable to phone Dr. Phil for counsel in a crisis.

Bears Terrorize RV Park?

Sleep was disrupted for many RV'ers when the lovable mascot for a popular Wisconsin RV park suddenly turned against campersand attacked RV's. It is believed that the bear's rampage was somehow provoked by the site of a camper wearing spikey hair. This is one more reason why out-of-town RV'ers should simply return home.