Friday, August 15, 2008
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The Hulsebus Family of the greater Roseville/Granite Bay area has gone off the deep end. Like the Clampetts, they have packed all their worldly possessions into a motorhome and taken off across the country, producing untold quantities of greenhouse gases while jacking up oil prices. This blog is dedicated to saving the Hulsebus family and returning them safely to their proper home.
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I would like to thank you, oh good and wise Sam, in your effort to try and bring the Hulsebus family home. I have been lulled into just thinking this is my kids following their dream, seeing America, bonding as a family unit, and having a great time. LITTLE DID I KNOW!!!! Your keen observations have brought the true tragedy of this trip to the forefront. Take Dave for instance, over the past few months I have seen some subtle changes in his look. Gone are the Armani suits, the well groomed nails and hair, even the scrubs of old were pressed and spotless before entering the operating room. Sam if you had not brought it to my attention, I would have never seen the day by day, blog by blog, changes in his appearance. Then there is Cindi, mindlessly lying and sun tanning on the beach while she has one child fishing for dinner, another searching for coins or trinkets to sell, and then the third with his face buried in the sand rather than face the shame, or for God only knows what reason. They look at this as a great adventure, but after looking at those pictures and studying their blog word for word, I’m not so sure. Tell me Sam, “Have I been fair and balanced,” or is this just a great American family having the time of their lives?
Love lots Dad
Hey Good Sam - Where are you? We haven't heard much about how we're going to save our precious Hulsebus family lately...Seems they went off the deep end for those SC Trojans (what's so new?) Hope they know that Ohio State is coming SC's way in just 2 weeks. Our concern continues for a family who would go over 10000 miles to see their favorite football team...remember Hulsebus's you can see them "at home" for just a 300 mile drive - and maybe you could find some housing with friends or family in the southland.
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An anonymous family member who longs to see the whole family back together in Granite Bay!!!
We have kidnapped and silenced Good Sam. We are charging a $365(We need more diesel) dollar ransom fee for anyone who wants to see Good Sam back and in good health. Send the cash in unmarked bills (no idea what that means, but it sounds good) to ??? Well, send it to ???? Ok, I guess we have no address so it will be hard for you to send us the cash. You will have to just come visit us with the cash in hand. We will give you an address when we have some idea as to where in the world we are going! Anyway, this is about to get bad for Good Sam....
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