Waking from the Dream

Stop the Insanity!

We can remain silent no more. Before our eyes, we have watched a good California family abandon their upscale home, sell their possessions, quit gainful employment and become shiftless vagabonds.

Since the Hulsebus family has hit the road, we have watched in horror as a clean-cut, God-fearing, all-American family descended into the fiery pit of travel hell, roaming from Walmart parking lot to Walmart parking lot like Mexican day workers.

It is clear that the family has lost any ability for rational judgement. Comparison of recent photographs with ones taken toward the beginning of the trip show that the Hulsebus family is regressing to primitive human roots and even picking up behavior patterns most often associated with common street gangs, homeless people and DMV workers. The signs are evident: Cheap Walgreen's lawn chairs. Threadbare Value Barn denim pants. Mohawk haircuts. Or no haircuts at all. Do they even bathe, wonder the frequent passersby?

Those brave enough to venture close to the motorhome as it idles near the recycling bins at a local Quickie Mart wonder what could be going on inside the styrofoam-insulated fiberglass walls of the aging highway beast. The door suddenly swings open and children emerge, relieved to be set free from the 20 square foot portion of their shrunken wood-paneled world in which they must spend countless days and hours.

Proving that even the simplest of pleasures are now considered extreme luxury for this family, the children stomp and splash across the parking lot in a toxic puddle of chunky blue liquid, the result of an unfortunate motorhome AHTR (Accidental Holding Tank Release) in which gallons of, uh, liquid floods the steamy, gum-stained parking lot asphalt, creating a putrid stench in the oppressively humid midwest air. Startled shoppers, holding their noses, cut a wide swath as they push their carts of 99-cent specials back to their blistered-paint Detroit beaters.

So the question is this: are YOU concerned enough about the welfare of this family so as to join this blog and support our effort to coax the Hulsebus family back into some semblence of normal life? Are you willing to extend a hand to the unfortunate of society in order to rehabilitate them and help them get back on their feet?

Will you come out against the unsanitary conditions, unsafe practices, and inadvisable influences that are now threatening the health and safety of this family?

Clearly, the Hulsebus family is no longer able to think for themselves. Clearly, they have stopped caring about those who want them back here in northern California. Clearly, they are consuming more gasoline than an Arab sheik's fleet of Mercedes as they lumber, willy-nilly, to and fro across cities and states in a misguided attempt to "see America," which can be done for a fraction of the cost simply by watching The History Channel.

We at Save The Hulsebus Family encourage you to join our blog, support our effort, initiate prayer circles, plant a Victory Garden, save aluminum foil, hold a squat-in or whatever you can do to help lure this family off the road and back to a safe location in Granite Bay where they can receive the kind of professional help they need. If you don't feel you can take this step for Dave and Cindi, at least show some compassion and do it......for the children.