The Hulsebus Family of the greater Roseville/Granite Bay area has gone off the deep end. Like the Clampetts, they have packed all their worldly possessions into a motorhome and taken off across the country, producing untold quantities of greenhouse gases while jacking up oil prices. This blog is dedicated to saving the Hulsebus family and returning them safely to their proper home.
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As a not so casual observer to this vagabond adventure, we must admit to mixed emotions concerning "Saving the Hulsebus Family". On one hand we see evidence they are definately off the deep end with "Big Mo" being but one example of a mounting number of irrational shenagigans. However, on the other, we must admire their intestional fortitude and pure guts for even attempting this wonderful family adventure. If we didn't know them quite so well and if we didn't have an enormously deep faith that the good Lord will protect them during their wild travels, we would petition Dave and Cindi - in keeping with this websites mission - to return the poor family to more civilized and humane quarters in Granite Bay. However, at this time we must acknowledge their adventuresome spirit and respect their sincere quest for a true family advenutre that most others we know would never even think about - let alone, plan, provide for and then actually pull off!!! Good for you Hulsebus family......Keep the good times rolling (but remember it's almost time for the homeschooling to begin!!) Let's hear from some of our other fellow bloggers....
You are wordier than a politican. Let me be concise: I am proposing a three-point plan to return the Hulsebus family:
1) Pack up the beast.
2) Point it west.
3) Drive and don't stop until you see the Roseville Galleria.
It doesn't require intestinal fortitude. It doesn't require guts. It only requires a robotic response with minimal effort.
Let us pray that this will happen before the nightmare of home-schooling three boys in what amounts to a mobile Tuff Shed is forced to begin.
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